ALIEN VISITOR STOPS AT ADVENTURE HOBBY

An alien visitor landed on the roof of Adventure Hobby in Circleville, Ohio. When we greeted him, he gave us his name. However,we were unable to pronounce it and we decided to call him Dave for short. He says he's from Butopia. He saw the large crowd of people wandering around the Pumpkinshow and was curious about the other worldly gourds just lounging around at the intersection of Court and Main Streets.

After trying to speak with with this years prize Pumpkin and failing he decided to talk to the drones/servants of the hedonistic Gourds.

Having no luck with out of towners he ventured into our store. Local gamers were able to translate his alien language and surmised that he wanted to know where the next decent saucer-stop was. Gamers who recently watched "Enterprise" had learned some translating tips from the ships linguist Sato.

Shop owner "Dangerous Dee" suggested a Giant Pork Tenderloin and an Elephant Ear for dessert. Dave screamed "No Ears Aiiiee!!" It took a minute to calm him down, but we explained that "Elephant Ears" was just a name for poured fried batter dipped in powdered sugar.

He said on Butopia they call those "Fried batter dipped in powdered sugar things".

After sampling our "Fair Food" Dave fired up his saucer and headed south and up. We at Adventure Hobby hopes he finds that Great Saucer Stop in the sky. Oh yeah he promised not to disintegrate our planet like Marvin (must be a Martian or something) always kept telling him to do.

Crazy People Games assistant representative Rick Good was there, "Sounds like there's a game just waiting to be made."

We're the ones making games like, Quest for Zug-Zug, Soldiers of Misfortune,and Bulshito. Be sure to look for information about them on this website.

It just slobbered all over me...